Total Medals Earned: 1,327 (From 236 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,830 Points
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 21/30 (170/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (75/500 points)
You made 10000 Kills
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 10000 health points.
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/315 points)
Checking out the game!
Finishing Level 5
Finishing level 15
Finishing Level 10
Finishing level 20
Meet Mr Wizard
Used the grappling hook successfully!
Finishing the entire game and killing all the red ninjas!
Medals Earned: 13/20 (230/480 points)
Send Wrong Order
Finish First Day
Add 2011 Calendar to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Castle Crasher Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory
Add MeatBoy Game to Store Inventory
Add Newgrounds Poster to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory
All Orders Correct For First 15 Days
Add Penicorn to Store Inventory
Completely Fill 3x3x3 Box
Add Mystery Box to Store Inventory
Send Newgrounds Into the Red
Finish Fast
Completely Fill Many Boxes
Work Through A Full Month
Earn $10,000.00
Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/220 points)
Win the game by defeating Lord Haddock.
Find "The Island".
Collect every item in the game.
Win the game by defeating the Kraken.
Win the game by finding and conquering El Dorado
Win the game by drinking from the Fountain of Youth.